Have you ever heard the saying "an ounce of pretension is worth a pound of manure?" Not only is it humorous but it's also true. On the...

Isn't it interesting that when we discuss the use of time, we often use the same words we use in reference to money. Sometimes we hang...

My wife recently talked me into watching one of those dreaded chick flicks with her. Men usually look forward to these events about as...

Back in the day when many of you were either still whipper snappers or barely a gleam in dad's eye McDonalds would continually change...

I am not really that old, 55ish as quiet as it's kept. Of course, the only time a person that age would be referred to as young is if...

When I was a kid, my cousins were my first playmates. We swam in grandma's muddy pond, tried to see if we could bring down our uncle's...

Just what exactly is an idiosyncrasy? The definition that lies therein can sometimes depend on your economic status. If you are a rich...

In some American venues there should be more rules, of course they are few and far between, but they do exist. Case in point, one time...

I don't do well in crowds. Allow me to stipulate, when I say I don't do well in crowds that does not mean I'm crowd phobic, it only means...

Please remember that from my twisted point of view that if you visit a bookstore and ask for directions to the self-help section you have...

I hear it all the time from people who know me well that I am a lover of words, I suppose it's true. I wouldn't say I have a grandiose...

The title of this story has almost nothing to do with the story. It is nonsensical, and I can nearly smell your frustration. I'm sorry...

Follow my twisted Okie logic for just a moment if you will. There are 60 seconds in a minute, 60 minutes in an hour, 24 hours in a day, 7...

Here is something I have noticed, certain things in life are continually updated that don't need to be, but other things deeply in need...

Jimmy Buffet song that goes something like this, "now that I'm older I don't wear underwear, I don't go to church, and I don't cut my ha" ...

When I was a but a wee lad, I found out quickly that when we were at grandma's house just casually breezing into the ER was not an...

I think it was Dustin Hoffman in the movie Tootsie that suggested that any time a man misbehaved he should be zapped in the badoobies...

It seems no matter the hotel chain they all seem to suffer from similar problems no matter the price range. It just goes to show that no...

Do you know how to know when you are tight? When it comes to fruition that you realize distinctly the last time there was a...

I mentioned in my introduction that being in my head was like riding a roller coaster. The loop to loops might be a killer. You may even...