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Mystery of Life

Do you think it makes a person morbidly curious if they often examine death? I'm not talking about watching YouTube videos about how...

Being Giddy

When was the last time you were giddy. I remember feeling that sensation at age five right outside the grocery store when mom gave me a...

An Ounce of Pretension

Have you ever heard the saying "an ounce of pretention is worth a pound of manure?" Not only is it humorous, but it is also true. You...

Gender Studies

Last week I read a headline in the Tulsa World that stated that Chinese dictator Xi Jinping stated he would (and I quote) " like to see...

It's in the Wind

Tommy Lee Jones who to me will always be Woodro F Call from the movie Lonesome Dove has been quoted saying this about Texas: " The thing...

Work in Progress

Men who exude assuredness about who they are seem more attractive to women. But those that feel their lives are a work in progress are...

Thanks Andy,

I have always loved to read, but I'll be honest, five minutes in I'm usually fast asleep. The process relaxes me to the point where I...

First World Problems

Consider for a moment the problems a simple shopping cart creates, I'm mean besides most of them needing a front-end alignment. This...

Mercy!

I have always been a large man. I am 6' 3" and somewhere around 250 to 275 depending on the time of year and the number of donuts I am...

Conveniences

As we travel through time we are blessed with one convenience after another. However, the word blessed can be a double-edged sword. We...

The Ugly Cry

Gentleman, we have all heard our wives use the term "ugly cry." It's not the first time nor will it be the last time a woman will use an...

Our Demise

We would all like to deny it, but it seems death is a growth industry. That's sounds like a contradiction in terms because, (let's be...

Choose Wisely

Yesterday I was taking a load of junk to the dump, but on the way, I stopped off at the ever-evil Mc Donalds . Advertising that came to...

Southern Style

I think it was Jeff Foxworthy that once said, " you don't have to be from the south to be a redneck... but it helps." Which brings to...

ASMR

ASMR stands for Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response. Like everything else in this touchy, feely new world it begins and ends with...

Parental Guidance Suggested

Have you ever noticed that when it comes to advice dad's and grandpas often develop a reputation of spreading around what we Okies refer...

Shopping

Anytime we wish to stick our fingers in the eye of a big box store we have to be careful, don't we? These are the times we should refer...

Flying

I rarely fly, mainly because everything I need can be found in the four corners of Oklahoma. This place is home, and I love it here....

Randomness

Are the happenings of life just a nonstop string of events that are not within our power to change? Let's whittle that question down just...

Fun With Dad

Dad had one of those extraordinary lives, not unlike a cat he also had nine. By the time he turned thirty I think he had already used...

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