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Birds Vs. Bees

Trying to give my side of the story when it comes to sex education from my back porch swing in Broken Arrow Oklahoma could be tricky, so...

Being Born

People often talk about the horrors of dying. Sigmund Freud died of throat cancer at the age of thirty-nine, but I heard he blamed that...

Ghost of The Past

People often refer to ghost like those ghoulish spirits under white sheets like you see in Scooby Doo cartoons which, in the end is a...

Generation Alpha

I assume it is widely known in most family circles (at least in the buckle of the Bible belt) that Jesus referred to himself three times...

Uncle Bud Rules

On our family tree workaholics are everywhere. Some of us have it worse than others. Some grow out of it or sometimes (by default) we...

Women's Anger

Certain phenomenon has existed nearly forever, but as a man sometimes it takes a while for me to catch on. I often ask myself why it is...

Accidental Genius

Dad and I had three memorable things we did often together in my youth. #1) we would stop at a little quick shop in my hometown called "...

Shopping

Back in the day, anytime I started to throw a big-name box store under the bus the editor for the newspaper I was writing for would get...

Mystery of Life

Do you think it makes a person morbidly curious if they often examine death? I'm not talking about watching YouTube videos about how to...

Being Giddy

When was the last time you were giddy. I remember feeling that sensation at age five right outside the grocery store when mom gave me a...

An Ounce of Pretension

Have you ever heard the saying "an ounce of pretention is worth a pound of manure?" Not only is it humorous, but it is also true. You...

Gender Studies

Last week I read a headline in the Tulsa World that stated that Chinese dictator Xi Jinping stated he would (and I quote) " like to see...

It's in the Wind

Tommy Lee Jones who to me will always be Woodro F Call from the movie Lonesome Dove has been quoted saying this about Texas: " The thing...

Work in Progress

Men who exude assuredness about who they are seem more attractive to women. But those that feel their lives are a work in progress are...

Thanks Andy,

I have always loved to read, but I'll be honest, five minutes in I'm usually fast asleep. The process relaxes me to the point where I...

First World Problems

Consider for a moment the problems a simple shopping cart creates, I'm mean besides most of them needing a front-end alignment or having...

Mercy!

I have always been a large man. I am 6' 3" and somewhere around 250 to 275 depending on the time of year and the number of donuts I am...

Conveniences

As we travel through time we are blessed with one convenience after another. However, the word blessed can be a double-edged sword. We...

The Ugly Cry

Gentleman, we have all heard our wives use the term "ugly cry." It's not the first time nor will it be the last time a woman will use an...

Our Demise

We would all like to deny it, but it seems death is a growth industry. That's sounds like a contradiction in terms because, (let's be...

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