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Our Demise

We would all like to deny it, but it seems death is a growth industry. That's sounds like a contradiction in terms because (let's be...

Choose Wisely

Yesterday I was taking a load of junk to the dump, but on the way, I stopped off at the ever-evil Mc Donalds . Advertising that came to...

Southern Style

I think it was Jeff Foxworthy that once said, " you don't have to be from the south to be a redneck... but it helps." Which brings to...

ASMR

ASMR stands for Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response. Like everything else in this touchy, feely new world it begins and ends with...

Parental Guidance Suggested

Have you ever noticed that when it comes to advice dad's and grandpas often develop a reputation of spreading around what we Okies refer...

Shopping

Anytime we wish to stick our fingers in the eye of a big box store we have to be careful, don't we? These are the times we should refer...

Flying

I rarely fly, mainly because everything I need can be found in the four corners of Oklahoma. This place is home, and I love it here....

Randomness

Are the happenings of life just a nonstop string of events that are not within our power to change? Let's whittle that question down just...

Fun With Dad

Dad had one of those extraordinary lives, not unlike a cat he also had nine. By the time he turned thirty I think he had already used...

Ideas to Live by

Grandma had a few sayings she used while I was growing up that are hard to forget. She said things like, " the cow will always wait until...

The Steak House Fail

There seems to be a lot of confusion these days about what makes a quality restaurant. As a man who has never managed a restaurant but...

Bat Crap Crazy

Have you ever seen those medical case studies they do on people who are addicted to heroin? Any time a person partakes in that drug their...

That's Legal!?

Not unlike a sphere that is pulled in two different directions I too was raised between the pull of two poles. On one hand mom and granny...

Slave to the Clock

I have spoken at length in the past about the concept of time. It always seems to be a topic that is left up to interpretation because it...

All You Can Eat

No other phrase is more American than "All You Can Eat." Most other countries eat to live, we live to eat. What other country would...

Fashion Handicapped

I have stated on many occasions that fashion is just a state of mind. Just remember that most fashion trends start on either the west or...

Stupidity Hurts

The biggest problem with being stupid is that people are often too dense to realize that the problem exists to begin with. Usually that...

Is Age Just a Number?

The one game we are all compelled to play but can never win is aging. Visiting my mother this past weekend in a rest home was a joyous...

Voting AGAIN

Why is it that the more things change the more they stay the same? Doesn't the upcoming election cycle just feel like a do-over from...

Squeezing a Nickle

I feel sorry for anyone who works on a commission and tries to sell me anything. If I didn't reach out to them first, they are going to...

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