My wife and I can no longer sleep in the same bed. It's not because we are trying to maintain a G-rating in the house like Lucy & Ricky . That has always confounded me, did some Hollywood higher up just decide one day that it would be humanly impossible to procreate with one foot flat on the floor? They have obviously never been a teenage boy, no matter what the position is, they will figure out how to make the transaction. Don't get me wrong, we still love each other dearly,

My grandpa on my dad's side of the family was tighter than Dwight Yoakam's jeans. He always told me before I paid any of my debtors, I...

I went through a phase where every night before bed I had a slice of apple pie. Grandma always served hers with a scoop of ice cream, she...

Even if we don't think we do we all have an agenda about something. There will always be something we as individuals are passionate about...

We have all seen that tee shirt that says something like "I cannot adult today." There is a reason why it's called adulting, that's...

Being a man can be perplexing. I'm sorry, that was not very concise, allow me to reword that. Trying to be a man in a woman's world is difficult. Men are simple creatures who never give a second thought to eating BBQ wings on a white living room sofa without a napkin or tracking red mud on the living room carpet, which by the way is a hanging offense in Oklahoma. Not so long ago I had a conversation at work with a truck driver who told me a tale of getting his hand s

Even back in the day people seemed to come to me with their problems. I should have done like Lucy in the Peanuts comic strip and set up a booth where I could charge them a dollar for good advice. Yea, yea I know Lucy only charged a nickel, but good advice should be worth more than that. What exactly can you get for a nickel these days? You know how the price of living affects everything; and often we get what we pay for. I have never been a big believer in pop-psychology, th

Grandma liked to compare our lives to different seasons. I never knew what she spoke of until lately, probably because I was in the...

Sometimes quality is subjective and other times most of us agree. Primarily, what's the deal with restaurants serving margarine instead...

Grandma liked to compare our lives to different seasons. I never understood what she spoke of until lately, probably because at the time...

Have you ever looked in the mirror and said to yourself audibly, how did I get here? It wasn't so long I examined that horizontal line...

If you have ever suffered from insomnia, you have likely had your own bout with infomercials. If a product has that familiar notification...

Being a man it simple yet complex. Perplexed? So am I! Allow me to try to restate that thusly, without prejudice, and extract to you the...

Not so long ago I heard a radio interview with Clint Eastwood about his stint in spaghetti westerns he filmed back in the 60's. The...

As you fine people know I am always on the hunt for a news story that are begging to be made fun of. And this past week I found just the...

My wife has a phobia about dang near everything in life down to the smallest details. Not so long ago we went on an after-dinner ice...

If any of you fine people are not from south of the Mason Dixon Line you may not be aware that there is a razor thin line between cuisine...

When I was a kid on occasion my mom would make me eat liver. I have but one burning question stated simply, thusly, and without...

Trying to teach my countrified version of sex education from my porch swing in Broken Arrow could get sticky, but hey I am up for the...

Sometimes I think I am doomed to see life from a different perspective. It wasn't so long ago I dined at a higher-end steak house in...