top of page

Diversity?

Remember not long ago when a twenty-something year old male made an abomination of everything beer drinkers stand for? Imagine if you...

Buyer Beware

Have you ever considered that truth in advertising is dead? Consider for a moment you are an advertising executive, and your only job was...

Sue Happy

Have you ever considered that one of the biggest players in the prices of inflation is due to lawyers? Have you ever considered that the...

Nobody Knows

Have you ever considered that in the animal kingdom the only individuals who fling their own poo at each other are higher primates; that...

My Headstone

People who know me well understand that I love absurdity. We regularly pass pictures around at work with those overtones. Today one of my...

That Dog WON'T Hunt

Most of us agree about what a fiasco Covid was. No matter what side of the fence your belief lies on we can all agree that it was a huge...

Baking Brownies

In the winds of change (at least in Oklahoma) these days you can always smell brownies baking. At this point in time (October 2022) there...

Dodging People

I usually like to write about quotable Americans like Abe Lincoln and Winston Churchill, but today I have chosen to quote myself. Here is...

Breaking in Shoes

Last Sunday on the way out of the church parking lot I helped a young woman to her car after she broke a heel. She had fallen, seriously...

Birds Vs. Bees

Trying to teach sex education from my back porch swing in Broken Arrow Oklahoma could be tricky, so I'll tread lightly. Has anyone...

Being Born

People often talk about the horrors of dying. Sigmund Freud died of throat cancer at the age of thirty-nine, but I heard he blamed that...

Ghost of The Past

People often refer to ghost like those ghoulish spirits under white sheets like you see in Scooby Doo cartoons which, in the end is a...

Generation Alpha

I assume it is widely known in most family circles (at least in the buckle of the Bible belt) that Jesus referred to himself three times...

Uncle Bud Rules

On our family tree workaholics are everywhere. Some of us have it worse than others. Some grow out of it or sometimes (by default) we...

Women's Anger

Certain phenomenon has existed nearly forever, but as a man sometimes it takes a while for me to catch on. I often ask myself why it is...

Accidental Genius

Dad and I had three memorable things we did often together in my youth. #1) we would stop at a little quick shop in my hometown called "...

Shopping

Back in the day, anytime I started to throw a big-name box store under the bus the editor for the newspaper I was writing for would get...

Mystery of Life

Do you think it makes a person morbidly curious if they often examine death? I'm not talking about watching YouTube videos about how to...

Being Giddy

When was the last time you were giddy. I remember feeling that sensation at age five right outside the grocery store when mom gave me a...

An Ounce of Pretension

Have you ever heard the saying "an ounce of pretention is worth a pound of manure?" Not only is it humorous, but it is also true. You...

Drop Me a Line, Let Me Know What You Think

Thanks for submitting!

© 2023 by Train of Thoughts. Proudly created with Wix.com

bottom of page