Keeping life interesting can sometimes be a chore. A man can only recollect so many stories while lingering over a cup of decaf and a...

The first piece of advice I can offer men about women is never ask your wife if she enjoys that slurping sound you make while eating soup...

I often wonder if we are destined to carry more weight in the wintertime like a giant grizzly bear preparing to hibernate. Maybe that's...

Complaining is something that we all do to some degree. I often think we all feel that complaining is our God-given right. I think some...

In the winds of change (at least in Oklahoma these days) you can smell the baking of brownies. At what point did brownies become the...

Sometimes the rules, or should I say the unwritten rules of life can be perplexing. When there are hard and fast rules that are backed by...

The first bit of sage advice I can offer any married man is don't ask your wife if she enjoys that slurping sound you make when you eat...

My old man used to tell me he would (and I quote) " I'd rather take an ass whipping than to shop at Wal-Mart on a Saturday." Now that I...

Somewhere in the deep recesses of my brain, past the moat of my somewhat uncomfortable memories of puberty, down the twisting corridor of...

For many years I thought that piddle was a word made up by my immediate family. Maybe I thought that was because the only place I ever...

Like most of us I have a love/hate relationship with junk food. Those posers you see out jogging on Saturday mornings and drinking those...

A man cannot reside in Oklahoma for long without hearing vast amounts of slang. I use it all the time. One I particularly like is "what's...

Grandma always told me to be careful pointing the finger as there are three pointing back at me. We all know people that can never own up...

Back in the day I had a friend who played a constant game of cat and mouse with local law enforcement, that is when he wasn't eating...

I suppose I have reached that age where my grandparents are long gone and my parents, (if they are still around) have reached that "iffy"...

My wife and I can no longer sleep in the same bed. It's not because we are trying to maintain a G-rating in the house like Lucy & Ricky....

My grandpa on my dad's side of the family was tighter than Dwight Yoakam's jeans. He always told me before I paid any of my debtors, I...

I went through a phase where every night before bed I had a slice of apple pie. Grandma always served hers with a scoop of ice cream, she...

Even if we don't think we do we all have an agenda about something. There will always be something we as individuals are passionate about...

We have all seen that tee shirt that says something like "I cannot adult today." There is a reason why it's called adulting, that's...