Nothing makes my blood boil quite like an advice column. To begin with any such advice usually springs from a person who is unable to think for themselves. At the very least they are usually unable to wrap their heads around an easily solvable problem quickly. Whether this problem stems from a lack of decent role models, a lack of common sense, or that they are just dumber than a fence post is anyone's guess. People who are confused by everyday tasks are confounding. Try to r

Dad and I had three memorable things we did often together in my youth. #1) we would stop at a little quick shop in my hometown called " Toot N Tell." It was called that because you drove up, tooted your horn, and you would tell them what you wanted. The brown paper bag we would take home would usually consist of a pack of Camels and about fifty pieces of bubble gum. The old man liked to see how many pieces of gum I could fit in my mouth at one time which was a blast for both