When I was a but a wee lad, I found out quickly that when we were at grandma's house just casually breezing into the ER was not an...

I think it was Dustin Hoffman in the movie Tootsie that suggested that any time a man misbehaved he should be zapped in the badoobies...

It seems no matter the hotel chain they all seem to suffer from similar problems no matter the price range. It just goes to show that no matter how much money you throw at a problem that the basics have always been cheap. Soap, water, and elbow grease is paramount in any hotel. Did you ever notice that you can check into any hotel at 5pm but still be fiddling with the card reader by 6? For some reason my son can make it work the first time every time. I am unsure if it is jus

Do you know how to know when you are tight? When it comes to fruition that you realize distinctly the last time there was a twenty-five-cent jump in the cost of a 12oz can of soda, but you can't remember what you had for lunch yesterday. People love to say things to me like, "you are very careful with your money." Come on people, call them like you see them, I'm as tight as bark on a tree. I have been told that I'm so tight when I walk, I squeak. Channeling your inner tight

I mentioned in my introduction that being in my head was like riding a roller coaster. The loop to loops might be a killer. You may even choose to sign a waiver that says you won't sue if you are injured. You can initial and date this post if it makes you feel more at ease, either way I won't judge you. Well, I might, but I promise not to laugh about it. How many times in your life have you heard someone describe themselves as "fun- loving?" It's a little bit confusing,

My grandma on my mother's side was truly one of the greatest women I have ever had the pleasure of knowing. I loved and respected her more than I can ever put into words. She could buck alfalfa bales, pull calves in the dead of winter, and spit plug tobacco like a man. Come to think of it most of the toughest men I have ever known have been women. That's just one of the realities of being an Okie. However, at times she treated my young body like it was a science experiment i