Have you ever considered what the difference is between fitting in and belonging? When you cut your hair in a certain style or dress like your neighbor you are attempting to fit in. Weirdly, there are only two other people in America with a haircut like mine, they are Trey Gowdy and Anderson Cooper. Our haircut appears at first glance that we simply put our heads in a pencil sharpener and gave it a couple of turns. Come to think of it, that might serve as a fine alternative,

When you have been bitten by the "tight" bug you will know it. It's when you remember the last time a 12oz can of soda took a 10-cent jump clearly, but you cannot remember what you had for lunch yesterday. If you are not naturally as tight as bark on a tree like I am, it's a pretty hard trait to learn. The last time I checked OSU does not offer a "Tightass #101" course in their economics department. Which by the way I COULD teach, teaching certificate notwithstanding. I could

Do you know how to know when you are tight? When it comes to fruition that you realize distinctly the last time there was a twenty-five-cent jump in the cost of a 12oz can of soda, but you can't remember what you had for lunch yesterday. People love to say things to me like, "you are very careful with your money." Come on people, call them like you see them, I'm as tight as bark on a tree. I have been told that I'm so tight when I walk, I squeak. Channeling your inner tight